Never give up on your dreams! Sleep in.
Today’s HOT LIST Link ( click the pretty blue link below to see today’s picks ):
$11,950,000
11021 E Whistling Wind WAY 1801, Scottsdale, AZ
“valley views await a most sophisticated owner”
Sophisticated? You rang?
ATTENTION GOOD PEOPLE: It’s Time to remember that today is December! The Friday of months! The season of Joyful Celebrations and Happy Endings!
ATTENTION NAUGHTY PEOPLE: Fellow List Members, let’s kick this Merry Music Season square in its chestnuts!!! Strike up the band! Cue the carolers!
♪♪ On the first Day of December
The Hot List sent to me
A Mansion in Silverleaf!
Twelve thousand square feet
Eleven million dollars
Ten Cantera columns
Nine in-pool Bidets
Eight toilets flushing
Seven ceilings soaring
Six Movie Seatings
FIVE. GARAGE. DOORS!
Four sleeping beds
Three Chaise Lounge
Too much to see
At this Mansion in Silverleaf! ♪♪
Disclaimer: We do not understand why December spawns Hot List Christmas carols, but also do not care, so it works out…
BLOG SEGUE #54 –
Rule of Threes: If a Real Estate article is sent to us three times by three subscribers, we must Blog about it. “The Boy Who Cried Woke” is our response to The Spectator’s “Woke Dilemma” article from 11/23/21. When an article is intentionally misleading or written while blindfolded, action is called for! The truth is out there, but it must be getting very lonely.
Today’s BLOG LINK…you know you want to: https://stanleyfosha.com/by-request-the-boy-who-cried-woke/
Now! More! Singing!
$400,000
21962 W LA PASADA BLVD, Buckeye, AZ
“breakfast room is lit up in the mornings for happy sunny meals”
♪♪Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
I’m singing to a pine tree
♪♪Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your barren stems remind me
Of this big backyard with its water bag
Surrounded by seven tons of slag
Happy sunny meals in this rock backyard
It’s one Hundred Ten, now my eggs are charred.
The interior does seem clean enough
It surely helps, you don’t own much stuff
Two steps go up, then they go back down
The architect a birthday party clown
♪♪Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your corpse is so inviting
♪♪Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
One hot bulb and it’s igniting
WTF is happening!?!
$1,400,000
789 N FOREST VIEW DR, Flagstaff, AZ
“ENTIRE rooftop is designed for outdoor living with artificial grass”
♪♪ Up on the rooftop dogs go poop
Clean your fake grass with a plastic scoop
Down in the house two full kitchens sit
With three bathrooms so you can take a…break
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Flagstaff has snow!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Downtown restaurants just a walk away
You’ll save some cash with no HOA
Kitchen on first floor, the In-Law suite
Kitchen on main floor for sneaking sweets
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Who will know?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Where’d the cookies go? ♪♪
(record scratch halt)
This brand-new custom home is located mere blocks from downtown Flagstaff. Three levels provide more steps than a beef wellington recipe, and there’s enough cut corners here to assemble a second house. PRO TIP: When offering on a brand-new custom build, do not be shy about asking for some finishing touches. They’re a builder. They have a particular set of skills. Skills they’ve acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a handy negotiating tool when the backsplashes and window blinds never got off the truck. You lose 100% of the items you never ask for. So ask away Merrill, ask away.
More? Singing? Really?…
$8,500,000
10966 E Grandview WAY 1902, Scottsdale, AZ
“no detail was overlooked”
♪♪ It’s the Most Wonderful home on this list!
With a hand carved stone entry
That’s fit for two sentries, a Mediterranean Twist
It’s the Most Wonderful home on this list!
It’s the hap-happiest home of them all
Fit with modern day doodads
Closet carpet colored plaid, it’s the size of a mall
It’s the hap-happiest home of them all!
There’ll be parties for hosting
Alcoholics for toasting
Someone falls off the ledge!
There’ll be body retrieving
Now the guests are all leaving
Man, this song’s got an edge
It’s the Most Wonderful home on this list!
No animals were harmed in the making of this Hot List. Welcome to December.
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