9-9-21 Daily Hot List

by Sep 21, 2021

Discontent is the first necessity of progress.

Today’s HOT LIST Link ( click the pretty gold link below to see today’s picks ):

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$6,000,000

8060 N MUMMY MOUNTAIN RD, Paradise Valley, AZ 

“A mountaintop manor like no other

Because it’s not actually on the mountaintop? Bonus Round! It’s also a beachfront property, like no other! This pretty postcard picture platform is perched on the North ‘side’ of Mummy Mountain, parked on 5 private acres, drinking in views that reach across Scottsdale’s sexy parts to Pinnacle Peak and beyond. The interior features all the latest design trends from 1995, which is impossible to notice thanks to those dominating views begging for your constant attention. People who live in glass houses, don’t need decorators. The interior is littered with local artwork, Ed Mell’s Orchid lithograph, Vala Ola statuary, and Gilbert Ortega’s basement reserve inventory. Love to see the local artists supported! Nothing complements an Arizona view like Arizona artwork.

BRAVO!

$355,000

9385 S STEVEN TRL, Kirkland, AZ

“Sit and enjoy the views and starry nights on your deck”

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn’t you like to get away?

Welcome to Kirkland! Where everybody knows your name! And they’re always glad you came! Because it gets lonely out there. Kirkland is a blink-and-miss-it Mellencamp lyric stranded on Highway 89 between Prescott and Yarnell. Kirkland is so small they had to widen the road to paint stripes on it. Kirkland is so small the postcards are microfiche. Kirkland is so small the zipcode is a single digit. Kirkland is so small…how small is it?… the local hotel sleeps four.

There is no hotel. This is an out there, on your own, community of red blooded, flag waving, ATV loving, deer murdering Americans. I love it for the town it wants to be, and the town it almost is. Prescott town square is 30 minutes of winding Dramamine road away, so you’re not far from civilization, just far enough from it. Two homes on this property, each in good condition, sitting on nearly two acres of non-flood plain land. The grass is always greener over the septic tank. Don’t smoke on the propane tank. All you can eat critters. If you’ve ever considered getting a getaway, not too far out, not too far in, on a road that doesn’t require Bilstein shocks, a winch, and a lift kit, this family compound is priced nicely. By the way, Kirkland is so small, you’ll need to pay for the property with exact change.

$579,900

12647 N 18TH PL, Phoenix, AZ

“modern home in a coveted GATED community”

“You shall not covet thy neighbor’s house” ~ Burning Bush

I’m a born rule breaker but violating the tenth commandment as a sales pitch is a bit extreme. Fortunately, Sweetwater Vistas is less coveted than Doug Emhoff’s wife, and not because it’s a bad place, but because it’s an unknown neighborhood. Our valley is ripe with Unknown Neighborhoods. Quaint, private, neighborhoods like Arizona Hillcrest, Scarlett Canyon, or Sunset Canyon. Nicely put together communities that sit in some out of the way map crease, hidden from public view.

This community of Sweetwater Vistas is two streets small, and lesser known than a WNBA roster. Two streets, two rows of homes, riding the Lookout Mountain ridgeline in step up formation. One street hovers over the other. This home is on 18th Street, the higher street, which grants every house on 18th a tremendous eastward view from Shadow Mountain to the McDowell’s. The yards are tight enough to turn any dog with a running start into a pug. However, they squeezed every available inch of use from that postage stamp at this property. Nicely done.

DISCLAIMER: I’m not in love with this price tag. Sometimes properties make the Hot List simply because the opportunity is so rare. This is one of those neighborhoods people do not leave. The proverbial hidden gem. Homes rarely come on market here. How do you price scarcity?

Inventory the highlights:

Ridgeline View

Swimming Pool

Decks fore and aft

Gated Community

4 beds, 3.5 baths

Remodeled tastefully

Less than $600k. Doubt that can be beat anywhere else right now.

Walking distance to Carolina’s Mexican food!?!

SOLD!

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