No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its power to reason as fear.
Today’s HOT LIST Link ( click the pretty gold link below to see today’s picks ):
$3,500,000
9290 E THOMPSON PEAK PKWY 129, Scottsdale, AZ
“The interior has too much to list”
Ok. Thanks for playing? Hey…can we try describing this interior ourselves?
Cue Montblanc:
Encounter a voluminous living space, commanded by a retro ping pong table in the minimalist style of Forrest Gump, that best exemplifies the home’s pervasive vibe of hushed chic and lounge lizard luxury with its deliberately indistinctive tones, classic Crate meet Barrel off the rack décor, and more hand polished wood than Jeffrey Toobin’s years in puberty. They said there was too much too list here. I beg to differ! The intriguing art collection includes a mix of boldface names – Target, Michaels, Z Gallerie, Bed, Bath, and Beyond – along with dramatic works by the Olan Mills studio which reflects an emotional detachment, but more importantly matches the pillows.
$147,000
3355 N Dream View LN, Tombstone, AZ
“Want to get away from it all and go GREEN!”
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn –
World serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
If it’s the End of the World as we know it, where do you go? Our family does not watch the news, as a lifestyle choice, however last night my wife succumbed to curiosity’s bug light allure and THE NEWS invaded our screen. Some thirty minutes later we had the Doomsday discussion bred from the firehose blast of doom and gloom our television launched into our face holes. News back OFF. (click) See you in six months Pandora.
So…Feces hits fan. Where do you go? Cellphone networks down. Internet kaput. TV singing snow. What’s the next step in your survival trend? We’ve all heard the bugout bag boogaloo drill; water, flashlights, canned goods, stove, gas, First Aid, compass, etc, etc etc. But if that doomsday comes that nobody ever wants to meet, how will you contact your family, reach your friends, and escape the zombie hordes?
Introducing the Catastrophe Cottage line of Off-the-Grid Exit Strategies! This self-sufficient structure is parked roughly 7 miles east of Kartchner Caverns, due south of the middle-of-nowhere, on its own 40 acre patch of defensible dirt. Well hidden (the listing is intentionally mapped incorrectly), it took us a long minute to locate this Preemie Ponderosa on Google maps. Design Awards likely do not lurk in this home’s future, but this bale built, solar powered, choir of outhouses will still be standing when the cities implode. Can I sell you a piece of dirt for some peace of mind? That outdoor shower was featured in last month’s Condé Nasty Traveler. It ain’t pretty, but it’s pretty safe.
Bug Out Bag Checklist: https://unchartedsupplyco.com/blogs/news/bug-out-bag-checklist
$650,000
7120 W WINDROSE DR, Peoria, AZ
“the best home you tour today with the most unique features:”
This predictive text thing is getting out of hand. How do they know which homes we’re touring today?
Self-awareness. The juvenile delinquent does not feel his disturbed personality. The intelligent man does not feel his intelligence. The creative soul does not recognize when their creativity has swallowed them whole like Jonah on a whale watching cruise. This 4,000 sq ft basement brainstorm’s fashionable facetiousness finds fingerprints of fancied flourishes feverishly featherstitched forthright, hitherto, and forever ever after. There’s bound to be an F word for this artistic explosion, right? Fartistic?
Certain fashion statements come out as screams. As someone who looks at thousands of homes every day, staring into the reciprocating wheel of cookie cutter, Xerox clone, play safe, beige on grayscale sea of sameness that defines much of Arizona’s architectural output….this house is a Godsend. We love it, while recognizing it’s a sleeve tattoo telling a story many won’t wish to hear. This creature feature debuted on the Hot List back in July and went Under Contract nearly immediately. It’s Back today, for a limited time one suspects.
For the males of the species; YES, we can ask them to throw in the tabletop Defender game. Heck, we’ll demand it.
Onward!
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