8-10-21 Daily Hot List

by Aug 10, 2021

It’s magnificent to grow old, if you stay young enough.

Today’s HOT LIST Link ( click the pretty blue link below to see today’s picks ):

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$6,400,000

6110 N KACHINA LN, Paradise Valley, AZ

“the most breathtaking Spanish Colonial Revival estate in all of Paradise Valley”

Breathtaking Gold Medalist! Please step onto the blue podium.

If you somehow survive the entrance to this Phoenix Home and Garden asphyxiation sensation, you’ll get a glimpse of how the top 1% of the top 1% get to live. Hint: Comfortably. This house costs more than a Steve Austin remodel, yet it’s not wallpapered in champagne wishes, nor disturbing a good night’s rest with the night terror convulsions of caviar dreams.

“Roe, roe, roe your boat, gently down your dreams! Ick! YIKES!”

No siree! Because this home is not TRYING to impress you. This is an equivalent to the organic skincare spokesmodel who rolls off the morning mattress with perfect hair, a stubborn smile, and nothing but positive outlooks dangling off the eyelashes. This place starts the day with Yosemite’s presence and ends the evening like Halle Barry shopping for lingerie. It’s just gorgeous because it exists this way. Simple. Perfect. That’s keen design.

Bravo boys.

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$460,000

12168 W LOCUST LN, Avondale, AZ 

“INVESTORS ARE WELCOME!”

Attention people with cash reserves, they have removed the trapdoor from under the front porch. “Investors Welcome”, has a tinge of 1964 riot vibes, as if there are certain establishments and drinking fountains that Daddy Warbucks isn’t allowed to use. I’ve never encountered a Seller that was anti-investor. “Oh, you work with….THEM? We don’t sell to their kind here!” “Investors Welcome” is the “Sidewalks are for Walking” sales slogan of our times.

The smooth tasting price tag for this home has been kept under glass for nearly a week. We wanted to show you this property earlier this month, but it slipped out of our hands when this odd sequence occurred on its way to the stage:

Status: New to Market Active 08/06/2021 12:15AM

Status: Change to Temp Off Market 08/06/2021 6:45AM

Must have been a wild night! Best price in Del Rio Ranch, which we should mention is less than 3 miles from the I-10. Why do we mention that?  This listing claims the freeway is “(approximately 9 miles)” away, suggesting they measured the distance using the metric system and a guide dog. Backs to the park, begs for new paint, and magically cuts commute times by a third. I’ll take two! STEALING!

$510,000

9323 W COLTER ST, Glendale, AZ

“You’ll be literally just a few minutes from the 101”

But only if you’re reading a book at the time. Attention Cardinals Fans. Yes, both of you. Want to live close enough to the stadium you can WALK home after the loss? Here we go buddy. No rear neighbors, sides the toddler park….which are pits of infinite hilarity…and right over the fence from the Copper Canyon High School ballfield, Go Aztecs!

They named their baseball team after a Pontiac?

You’ll LITERALLY be walking to the Westgate center, while reading street signs. The exterior is painted in a rich tribute to emotion smothering Volvo color combos, with just enough beige and taupe to prevent offending anyone without instantly triggering a coma. Inside we find plenty of space to install the 20 butt space fleet of conjoined La-Z-boys, which Glendale is renowned for. There’s even a room for cats.

LITTERALLY…see, we used litter…there…

There’s a room in this house for the cats. The cats got their own room. (Pic 29) The Feline Foyer: Kitty Daybed. Kitty condo. Kitty cacti. Kitty swing. Kitty toybox. Kitty museum of kitty portraits. They even removed the blinds! The cats did, surely.

This is genius.

Give the cat its own room, the odds of that cat completing its plan to murder you in your sleep drop exponentially. Literally.

Dah! Garbage day…gotta go!

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